Anyone who has spent time around watermen has experienced the redolent pleasures of boat shoes. The salient characteristics of boat shoes are:
a) People who wear them want to look salty.
b) Real salty people's boat shoes are almost always wet.
c) They are NEVER worn with socks.
Despite ministration of odor eating powders and frequent washing in buckets of disinfectant infused water, boatshoes take on an aroma akin to the a hog farm in high summer.
The only known cure, NEW boat shoes, is too terrible to contemplate.
Thus, the truly salty, associate the scent of boat shoes with the joys of summer sailing much as the salmon finds the stream from which he spawned.
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